1. I have a real issue with getting rid of things. Recently I bought a new salt and pepper shaker set.
Ooo…nice and shiny I know. Slick and mohagany-like it’s pretty much the dream of any salt and pepper shaker aficionado ESPECIALLY when compared to our old ones. I think the old set saw its best days round about the time I was still watching Sesame Street in my matching robot track suit (complete with stirrups of course). They are clear plastic monstrosities. That’s all I have to say about them. Ugly, ugly, ugly. So I got these ones and put them on our kitchen counter next to our old ones and suddenly I couldn’t throw the old ones out. Just look at them! They’re so sad!
They may not be pretty…or clean (gross…I should’ve washed them before I let the world see the squalor in which I live!) but they got the job done. So for now they’re sitting on the bottom shelf of one of my kitchen cupboards. Le sigh.
2. My mom bought clementines.
Sunkist smiles? More like Sunkist puckers! Worst. Clementines. Ever.
3. On the same grocery trip my mom also bought a whole dozen of double eggs. Two yolks…in every SINGLE egg! Weird! I feel like I’m eating two eggs when I crack one AND they look like Ostrich eggs to boot.
As big as my palm. Nuts!
I’m blown away by everything today.
